Cordless phones are a wonderful thing. Either I'm striding about with a small parade of unhappiness following me or I'm hiding in the garage. My one question is why can't they erupt when I want to get off the phone?

At my house, there is ALWAYS some child screaming. Or at least *thinking* about screaming.

I meant to add:
:)

As if the screaming in the background isn't bad enough, I find myself breaking from conversations to hollar things like "Get that outta your mouth" or "Put your pants back on NOW" and the ever popular "Did you just pee on that? Did you? Pee? Right there?"

I really should pimp my family out to high schools as a sex-ed prop. Hee!