January 14, 2005

I swear it isn't always chaos

How come whenever my single, childless friends call there is a child screaming around here? Yesterday I had to lock myself in the bathroom to talk on the phone.


Cordless phones are a wonderful thing. Either I'm striding about with a small parade of unhappiness following me or I'm hiding in the garage. My one question is why can't they erupt when I want to get off the phone?

Posted by: Sarah G. at January 14, 2005 10:49 PM

At my house, there is ALWAYS some child screaming. Or at least *thinking* about screaming.

Posted by: angie at January 14, 2005 11:16 PM

I meant to add:

Posted by: angie at January 14, 2005 11:17 PM

As if the screaming in the background isn't bad enough, I find myself breaking from conversations to hollar things like "Get that outta your mouth" or "Put your pants back on NOW" and the ever popular "Did you just pee on that? Did you? Pee? Right there?"

I really should pimp my family out to high schools as a sex-ed prop. Hee!

Posted by: Jenny at January 17, 2005 10:21 AM