It took me almost thirty minutes to get The Baby to fall asleep for her afternoon nap, because she was more interested in what her siblings were screaming about than she was in nursing and falling asleep. As soon as she was asleep, I tried to get her sister upstairs for a nap, but first she needed to take a potty break and get on "naptime underwear." Then she yelled loudly about something while we were on the stairs -- right outside The Baby's bedroom. The one who was asleep woke up screaming and now the other one won't fall asleep. I want my well earned and much needed break.

And how come there is never chocolate in the house when I need it?