This is a story exactly as The Boy typed it on the computer yesterday, with only his name changed.

ANIMALS OF THE WILD BY The Boy

Once upon a time there was a bear. he had a pet wolf. the bear knew a fox. once the bear ate too much cereal and hurt his foot. nothing ever works out for me ! he said. then the fox who was also a trickster came and tricked the poor bear into bumping his head on the wall. after that the bear chased the fox forever and ever. the end copy right 2005 The Boy

Don't worry, he offered me unlimited license to make copies in exchange for being his mom.