August 09, 2006

The She-Girl Boy-Haters Club

One might recall the days of Alfalfa and his "He-man Woman Haters Club," but I think my almost four year old daughter has gone further in her loathing of the opposite sex than anyone I know. When asked during Sunday School if she loved God, she replied, "No I don't! He's a boy and I don't like boys." She did allow that she loved her dad, but only despite his being male.


Wait till she finds out boys can't keep the underside of a toilet seat clean, hide dirty socks between the couch cushions to avoid lugging them to the laundry basket, and never grow out of farting loudly in public. Then she'll really hate them ;)

Posted by: mindy at August 11, 2006 07:12 AM