I can give you some links to things we won't be using. Thanks to Kelsey for the list of the 10 Strangest Baby Names Ever, all of which I can guarantee will not be used for this child. I've linked to this other site before, but if anyone wants to read other names I will not be using, you can pop over to Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing and read the hilarious commentary on many, many very bad naming choices that people sometimes make.

As for what the baby will be named -- well, that's a lot more difficult to say.